Being Lit to get
WHAT IS DRUNKEN MONKEY
In times of the fast-paced, highly technology-driven lives, 'The Drunken Monkey' wishes to revisit some fundamental and basic human stimulations. Striving to take us back to an age where face-to-face conversations were the norm and not any emoticons and where board games rule and not touch screens, ‘The Monkey’ hopes to find a greater connotation in everything we do. The Monkey is definitely not a teetotaller but certainly knows to stay high on fresh fruit smoothies. Always serving up something very healthy yet awesomely tasty, come over and give it a try, am sure you’ll leave happy high.
‘The Monkey’ is who I am, a wanderer at heart with an untenable spirit.They call me other stuff too,a jedi, a samurai, a monk, and few not so pleasant ones. Never got to school but travelled my share. Voyages across lands and oceans apart, I’ve transgressed into distant galaxies and shot the breeze with some ancient civilizations. Learnt a thing or twoen route. Well, if you are thinking it… No, never grew old, just kept getting wiser!!!
This onetime, I realized whilst hovering over the jungles of Indonesia that many can fly a plane, but hopping off one atop of a flaming volcano, takes an eccentric idiot. Well, I narrowly missed being burnt alive, but the leap did mess up my hairdo. Absolutely worth it, that wild rush got me totally high.
Experienced certain crazy highs along the way.The best ones still give chill up my spine.
That stimulating sensation, surfing alongside the whales in the Pacific. The shimmering white monster waves pounding on my naked face with the rays of the sun drumming on my not so golden skin!“Feelings…feelings much like those waves. We can’t stop them, but we can absolutely pick which one to surf.”
Himalayan sages whisper about my time in the mountains. Some 30 divine years, losing track of time enthralled in the enlightenment of the subconscious. But, don’t believe a word of claims that, am no monkey and my body is just a form. “I am totally me. And I love it.”
But there is quite some stuff I am yet to figure out. I take about 20 failed selfies before nailing a good one.. And by the way, I am still waiting for the day when I would need ‘cos2(t) + sin2(t) = 1’ in real life. Never had much luck with the better sex.Tried a thing or two,like even ordering French toast during the revolution for a fling.Didn’t go too well.Had to once travelto the rings of Saturn on a blind date.Thank the heavens, didn’t need the ring. But am sure there are times we feelbeing blind and ignorant is a blessing.
Have hobbies too…Like setting up a couple of multi-billion-dollar businesses. Yes!! Of course in the real world! Staked them out for raising funds to save few friends. You might know them too; they go by the names of the black buck, the tiger and the panda.
Here I am, now. I’ve harnessed the skill of staying high; yet have never experienced any kindof hangover. I have mixed drinks about feelings.My quest for eternal bliss and enlightenment never ends. Finally, after centuries of soul searching, found a purpose, an ultimate mission. The forces have pledgedto fight by my side too.
And what’s this purpose. It is about us, getting all hooked on to that one thing we already have in us. Being naturally high, just high on life, on nature, on happiness, on everything around us. Grabbing each moment and living the hell out of it. Feeling every moment.Really feeling it in a way that’s never been felt before. We’ll know it when we get there. It’s when there’s no past or present, no life or death and nothing in between us and that spectacular moment. Breathe it in. Swallow it whole. Live it truly and fully. Because when you’re naturally high, you’re inspired and in the moment. No other way to put it. Imagine the universe being ‘Naturally High’ with all of us living 100%, incredible ain’t it!!
This is one huge mission, but got some ammo, recruited few commandos as ‘high’ as me and can walk the jungles like their backyards. sharp, lean, crazy and totally insane (sane people are too practical for my liking), they operate breathing fire on the edge of real and surreal.‘Drunken Monkey’ is just one small piece of the bigger puzzle of ‘Naturally High’, taking us back to the days when fruits were real and part of our day. And food didn’t come with warnings of calories and fat. Everything was simple and good, because that’s how the world was given to us. As simple as ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’. This is just the beginning, but hell yeah!! Any start is indeed a good start.
WHAT WE MAKE
Over 200 types of Smoothies made from locally sourced, natural ingredients, ranging from indulgence to detox, and more. The Monkey uses pure natural fresh fruit, no artificial flavours, no added sugar, preservatives or concentrates. Name it and we have it!
We have some special recommendations in the platter if you are in the mood to explore. The monkey believes that the nature has a lot to offer and thus we have some smoothies directly “Off the tree”. If you want a healthy lifestyle then sit back and relax because the monkey has something “Functional” for your body as well. Feeling stressed out? Sitting in the park feeling lonely? Probably you feel like you need a company, but all you need is to try the “Pamper Yourself” category and get naturally high! And if you are caffeine addict then try the “Hot menu” and you will get solace from all the hustle around you!
To further compliment the smoothie, try out the food products and give your heart a full course smile along with your belly!
As the Monkey suggests, “Get naturally high” and embrace to live high as well.
THE MONKEY COMMANDOS
The Monkey General - Samrat Reddy
He comes from a long line of commandos who kicks up new and innovative ideas from nothing. Being an engineer, he travelled to the land of the Kangaroos and then decided it was time to get into the business. He then decided that he needed to take the next step so he travelled over the seas to the land of Scotch Whiskey to complete his business degree. The monkey was there jumping around on a mission to identify able Commandos for expediting the Project X. This is where The Monkey finally found his General. The Monkey sent him out to jump around the Jungle and understand the dynamics of the wild. This is where the Monkey and the General found a huge gap in the market for smoothies and fresh juices. After a year and a half of R&D, planning and refining, the “Drunken Monkey” was born. The Monkey wanted to bring back the days of yore, where the monkeys would interact with each other over a nice healthy smoothie rather than message or chat using the small idiot box which we carry around. With an aim to be the best, the monkey ordered the General to have the vision to be the Big Kahuna of smoothies in the entire jungle. This monkey General is key to conquering new lands and taming thick and dangerous forests. So if the monkey needs to enter your lands, better get to know the general.
The Monkey Chief - Sunit Saluja
The Monkey needed a Commander in Chief, a leader who could lead and inspire the monkey tribe. This is where Sunit comes in. He is known for building high-performance teams that can work with the same passion that he brings to the jungle. The Monkey Chief brings his expertise in retail best practices and processes, engaging insights on consumer behaviour, excellent relationship building ability and effective strategic thinking. After creating waves in the Fashion and Lifestyle industry, the Chief has joined the Monkey Tribe to spread the Smoothie Empire across the world!
The Monkey Director - Javin M
In order to make everything stay focused towards a simple goal that is to inspire everyone internal and externally, the monkey needed the Jack of all trades! Entered Javin, The Executive Director. He has a knowledge of everything that goes on from the supply-chain to automation! You name it and he knows it! He has creative ideas that comes handy to any department that falls in short of ideas! It seems that the Jack of all trades was a much needed addition to the Monkey tribe!
The Monkey of operations - Anandh Kumar
The monkey found the commando who knows it all. This Commando is an engineer by nature and brings a touch of experience from the sands of the Sahara desert to this mix. His experience in the food industry just adds to his portfolio and makes him a valuable member of this team. He is the operations commando who jumps around the jungle to ensure that all you peeps out there get to taste what the monkey has to offer. The smoothie operator brings the monkey’s special concoctions, right to your doorstep.
The Financial Monkey - Srinivasan
The monkey needed to find the numbers commando and stumbled upon one who is a financial guru. This numbers commando brings to the table, a lot of experience in the food and beverage industry. In order to continue our smoothie revolution, we have our financial monkey - Srinivas. He takes pride in being the chief financial monkey in the Drunken Monkey tribe. He mixes up the numbers like our smoothies and comes up with crazy ideas for the next stage in monkey’s future. He is one who balances our interests with logic and reason.